Caught a little of the debate last night.  Haven't seen any of the past ones.  I don't have cable or an antenna so my TV is more of a DVD monitor.

But I saw some of this one, having dinner.  God, it frightens me.

Neither has any idea how to fix things.  They have no new ideas.  It's the same old song and dance, as Aerosmith would say.

Here, I'll paraphrase the debate:

MODERATOR:  How do we fix this issue?

OBAMA:  Change.

MCAIN:  By reaching across the aisle.

MODERATOR:  But what about that issue?

OBAMA:  Changing the change to new change with hope.

MCAIN:  I'm gonna reach right across that aisle.

MODERATOR:  But, this issue?

MCAIN:  See me reaching?  I'm reaching right now!  THAT AISLE IS MY BITCH!

OBAMA:  I have change up the wazzo.  It's the changiest change that ever changed.  You should see my pockets, filled with spare change.


*sigh*

I for one will greet the coming apocolypse with open arms.   I will lead a scrabbly army of mutants that will raid the surviving villages for food and women. 

You will not be spared.