The British tabloid "The Sun" just published a tale about 39-year-old Andrew Wardle of Manchester, England, who was born with a BRUTAL and HORRIFYING birth defect...NO ROD!!!  He had the baggage...but that was it!  He tinkled through a tube his whole life.  But it gets more bizarre: It did NOT stop Andrew from dating the ladies, or even hooking up with them!  He says he overcame his fears by doing LSD and ecstacy, and if things got too intiminate, he'd just explain that he was having trouble standing at attention.  Now things are finally going to change for Andrew!!!  He heard about a technique that is used in gender reassignment surgeries, or for people who suffer serious penile inuries.  It's when surgeons use your FOREARM SKIN to craft you a new tool.  Andrew is about to have the surgery, which will actually attatch his makeshit junk to his pubic bone and baggage.  It won't function totally like a real package...you need a pump to use it for what is intended for...but...he can take a leak through it AND it will look like a real shandango.  I say OUCH!!