Wondering what science has been up to?  Spending either spending hard-earned tax payer money or donations and grants?  Not much, Muldoon!  Just taking a long, hard look into the nuances of alligator junk!  For whatever reason, the University of Massachusetts decided to run a study on the mysteries surrounding alligqtor genitalia.  An anatomist named Diane Kelly goy her hands on a dead alligator specimen, and started dissecting it and butchering the damned thing up.  And you know what, Diane found something pretty damned fascinating!  Male alligators spend their ENTIRE lives FULLY AROUSED!  They don't even have a freaking flaccid state, for Cripe's sake!  BUT...their johnson bar is hidden inside of their bodies!!!  When it is time to mate, it EMERGES...and since it's already prepared for battle, they can get right to the business at hand with a hot and beautiful, sexy, scaly skinned female alligator.  And now, the other question on your mind: Just how BIG are these modern day dinosaur tools?  Well, you'd think a 20-foot, 1,650 pound alligator could be nicknamed Ron Jeremy!!!  NOT the case!!!  This guy walks around when fully ready for Alice The Aligator with just UNDER 3-inches!!!  No wonder male gators are always in bad moods and pissed!!!  When you are a monster sex machine and can't find anything to have baby gators with...you'd be in a bad mood too...wouldn't ya???