In the day and age where meteors are threatening the existence of human race, food shortages in various part of the world, new viruses and diseases that can't be stopped, and the rest of all the insane crap happening...it comforts me to know the world of science has made this find that will benefit mankind until the end of the world!!!  After generations and generations of research...science has FINALLY answered one of the questions that has plagued the human race FOREVER!  Whose GAS SMELLS WORSE...men's or women's?  A study by vive gastroenterologists from Denmark and England has FOUND THAT THE GENDER WITH THE MORE FOUL-SMELLING FLATULENCE (FARTS)...IS.......WOMEN!!!  And those are NOT their only new insights!  Here's what else they dug up:

The average person breaks wind(farts) 10 TIMES per day. [Grizzly, up to 40 TIMES per day.]

And it's NOT your imagination...you really DO feel the need to pass more gas (fart more) when you are on a plane.  It's because of the change in air pressure. [WARNING: Do NOT get on a flight with Grizzly!] 

BUT...in that case, you SHOULD LET IT RIP!  You can cause yourself GREAT PAIN and BLOATING by HOLDING THE DAMNED THINGS IN!

AND...the fabric in the seat cushion ABSORBS AT LEAST 50% of the STENCH...so tou are NOT even being THAT rude to the other passengers. [Unless you are Grizzly...who could cause an EMERGENCY LANDING with his rancid, volatile odor!!!]