EVERYTHING is huge in Texas...even babies!  A Texas woman gave birth to a baby boy(manbeast) who weighed in at a whopping 16 POUNDS...more than DOUBLE the weight of an average newborn!  Janet Jphnson's fourth child, JaMichael, came into this world at 16 pounds, an amazing 24 inches long, and punched the doctors out for cutting the umbellical cord!!!  Johnson and her fiance, Michael Brown, were expecting to have a large baby, as their doctor predicted the baby would weigh 12 to 13 pounds.  No dice, baby!  "He was much larger than expected," said the doctor, saying JaMichael was the biggest baby he had ever delivered.  "Both his mother and father are large people, and she was diagnosed with gestational diabetes, which contributed to the baby's size."  Baby JaMichael, who is reportedly the largest newborn in Texas history...and in driver's education classes...has earned himself a nickname already..."Moose".  WOW!!!  They better stock up on goroceries like thos survivalists do!!!  Where in the hell do you get diapers for a giant baby like that?  Probably using bed sheets would be the best idea...I don't know!!!!