It's the AMERICAN DREAM to get your chores done by making things EXPLODE!  It's like your housework being directed by MICHAEL BAY.  But it's probably a BAD IDEA!  Recently, 28-year-old Brandon Phillips of Magnolia, Illinois, was trying to remove a tree stump from his yard.  and he decided he was going to remove it using FIREWORKS!!!  So...he and one of his goofy buddies jammed fireworks in holes in the stump and around the base.  Then, Brandon's lunatic buddy got to a safe distance while Brandon lit the wicks on the fireworks.  But guess what...they EXPLODED before Brandon could get away...BLASTING LARGE PIECES OF STUMP, FIREWORKS SHRAPNEL, AND OTHER DEBRIS INTO HIS FLESH WITH THE POWER OF A HAND GRENADE OR CLAYMORE MINE!!!  He was pretty torn-up...all over a freaking tree stump!  He was rushed to the hospital with serious injuries all over his carcass...and is still hospitalized in fair condition.  What a goof!!!