Recently, a 27-year-old male stripper named FABIO was set to perform at a party in Pontyates, Wales.  Only Fabio COULD NOT MAKE IT!  So, The Fantasy Strip Agency sent a replacement...and what a freakin' mess this guy was!  The replacement was 29-year-old Leon Zbudowskyj.  BUT...he was WAY less of a BEEFCAKE than the hunk Fabio.  He's skinny...unshaven, and NOT in a handsome way.  And the loser didn't have a dance routine...or even music!  So while the frail dude stripped out of his fireman's outfit, the 150 women in the crowd started HECKLING him and GOING BERSERK!!!  Leon started getting angry as well.  They chucked BAILED-UP NAPKINS at him!  And finally, he gave up, jumped in the crowd...and started BRAWLING WITH THE WOMEN!  The women KICKED HIS ASS!  BUT...the police arrived, and LEON WAS ARRESTED ON SUSPICION OF ASSAULT!!!  Leon was supposed to get $240 for his performance.  The women each forked over $16 for the show.  I'm sure Leon NEVER collected his fee!!!  I would rather jump into a pen with 100 angry 400 pound gorillas in lieu of a crowd of 150 enraged women...or even 5 enraged women!!