Arguments over the BEST ROCK GUITARIST EVER are usually retty damned pointless.  Everyone's got their opinion, nothing you say will ever change them, someone's going to annoy everyone by talking about YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, then you all go home.  Which is why THIS "who's the best guitarist?" argument is one of the all-time greats!  Recently, in Brook Park, Ohio, a couple was at a Motel 6 and got into a debate.  The guy was ADAMANT that SLASH is the best guitarist ever.  His girlfriend was ADAMANT that EDDIE VAN HALEN is the best ever.  The argument GOT SO FREAKING LOUD and SO VICIOUS and BRUTAL that other people at the Motel 6 called the police.  So they responded and got the couple to agree to keep their big mouths shut.  But, while the officers were there, they ran the guy and girl's names through their database...and found out both had outstanding warrants in other cities.  So, because of their Slash-versus-Eddie debate, both their carcasses are in the hooshkow.