Back in the day, when someone would blast a big, nasty, loud and foul smelling fart into the atmosphere, you would yell "DOORKNOB"...and the person that blasted ass had to touch the doorknob.  Until he did. everybody had free reign to BRUTALLY BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM!!!  I had MY share of beatings!  Recently, 33-year-old Hector Alonzo Estrada of Austin, Minnesota, and his brother were hanging out at home when his brother let a very foul and nasty smelling fart!!!  He blasted ass SO BAD...Hector responded by KICKING HIS BROTHER IN THE HEAD AND BRUTALLY SMACKING HIM AROUND!!!  Then, he stormed out of the house in a rage and went to McDonald's.  Police followed footprints in the snow from the house to McDonald's and busted him.  Hector was charged with assault...and since the idiot has a previous assault conviction...it was bumped up to a FELONY...all over a big ol' fart!  Hector says he DID NOT assault his brother, says his brother fell.