Most men CLAIM they wash their nasty hands every time they use the bathroom.  But if you've ever been creepy enough to pay attention in a public toilet, you know hand washing is NOT EVEN CLOSE to a guarantee!!  A new study out of Michigan State University has found what just might be THE BEST  way to get men to wash their hands....SHAMING THEM!  The researchers found that 75% of men claim they wash their munch hooks every time they use the bathroom.  So the number is probably a bit lower than that.  BUT...if the researchers hung a sign in the John that read "FOUR OUT OF FIVE MEN WASH THEIR HANDS," the number of men who washed their hands jumped up 86%!  In other words, if you SHAME people into thinking they're part of some FILTHY, UNLOVABLE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS, they are MUCH MORE likely to want to join the hand-washing masses!!!

YellSO...AS MUCH AS IT KILLS YOU TO WASH YOUR NASTY, GRUBBY, DISEASE-INFESTED HANDS...YOU KNOW, THE THINGS YOU PUT FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH WITH AND SHAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WITH...WASH THE DAMNED THINGS, AND HAVE IT OVER WITH!!!Cry