It's not usually good news when mankind's vanity and recklessness threatens to wipe out an entire species...TODAY...IT IS!  According to reports, CRABS are going extinct!  NOT delicious Alaskan crabs.  It's the crabs you get ON YOUR CARCASS ...after you drink eight shots of cheap whiskey and go home with someone named Bubba, or for guys, Betty The Bomber!  And the credit goes to...BRAZILIAN WAXES!  Women are completely elimiminating ALL their "environment" down there, and that's DRASTICALLY reducing the opportunities for crabs to spread from person to person.  This is happening worldwide.  More than 80% of women in the U.S. and 99% of women in England remove all their "environment" below the equator.  In Australia, there has not been a case of the crabs reported by a woman in FIVE YEARS.  These little peckerheads could not become extinct soon enough!!!