For those of you that have severe gas...some call it a problem...I call it an art...this is a WIN for us!!!  Last month, a 38-year-old employee at a Social Security Administration office in Baltimore, Maryland, received an OFFICIAL REPRIMAND, or write-up, if you will, added to his file, for creating a, quote, "INTOLERABLE AND HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!"  And how was he creating such an environment?  Through his HORRIBLE, OBNOXIOUS FLATULENCE (Grizzly Farts)!  That's right: This guy was producing gas SO BAD, it was labelled HOSTILE to his coworkers.  Well, after the story came out around Christmas, some of the senior managers at the SSA heard about it.  And they felt that no matter HOW bad the gas was, it was NOT enough cause to say this guy was creating a hostile work environment.  So, the official reprimand has been rescinded.  Now...if you want a HOSTILE environment that is NOT HABITABLE by ANYTHING that uses oxygen for life...give Pyke his protien drinks for a week, and Grizzly(me) chili for a week straight, put us in a COLLEGE BASKETBALL ARENA...and the air quality meter plunges to the "DEATH" level!!!!