On a recent night in Folcroft, Pennsylvania, police pulled over 23-year-old Ray Woods of Philadelphia...and when they did...they noticed he had a MASSIVE BULGE in the front of his pants.  Officers suspected it was too massive to be a natural endowement.  They searched him, and yes, the bulge was NOT Ray's man hammer!!!  Turns out, Ray had a large plastic bag tied around his dinky.  That bag contained 26 bags of heroin and 41 bags of cocaine.  To be a smart ass, when an officer tried to untie the bag, Ray tried to TAKE A LEAK on him!  (The officer should have STOMPED on that damned thing a couple times when he did that...I would have!!!)  The flakey Ray was busted and charged with possession with intent to deliver, tampering with evidence, and an assortment of other minor charges.  What a moron!!!