Add an explosive toilet to a person...like myself...that suffers from the dreaded THERMO-NUCLEAR-EXPLOSIVE-BOWEL-SYNDROME...disaster lurks...like a Great White Shark fixed on a large walrus...injured in the water...with a 500 foot in diameter cloud of red, iron-rich blood just waiting to be feasted upon!!!  Anyway, something EXPLOSIVE could happen to your to your toilet this week...and it has NOTHING to do with how much chili you eat!  About 2.3 MILLION TOILETS in the United States are being recalled because of a flaw in their flushing system that makes them RANDOMLY EXPLODE!!!  So far, at least 304 toilets have BLOWN (with Grizzly nowhere near them)...and the rest could go at ANY TIME!  The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission says the explosions can cause, quote, "Impact or laceration injuries."  The toilets being recalled were made by seven major manufacturers between 1997 and 20008.  The manufacturers are American Standard, Crane, Kohler, Eljer, Mansfield, St. Thomas, and Gerber.  These are very reputable and quality companies, and I'm sure they'll make everything good.  The CPSC says that if you think your toilet might be at risk, you should shut off the water to it and call 800.303.51.23 for a repair kit.