A vid called "Humans Are Disgusting" is getting mega-hits online.  It's basically just a list of facts and figures that show how GROSS and utterly DISGUSTING we all are, and there's a lot of unnecessary swearing on it!  But the stats are COOL...and here's a few of the BEST ONES:

1.) YOU WILL PRODUCE OVER 10,000 GALLONS OF SALIVA IN YOUR LIFETIME.  Which is enough to fill 20 hot tubs.

2.) YOUR CARCASS IS COVERED IN BACTERIA.  Even if you're a "clean" person, that's JUST the way it is!  On average, you'll be exposed to about 90-TRILLION bacteria over the course of your life. (937-Trillion if you are Grizzly.)

3.) YOUR 'EYE BOOGERS' ARE ACTUALLY CALLED "GOUND".  And obviously they're not made out of sand by the Sandman!  They're mostly a mix of dust, blood cells, and dead skin. (Grizzly has constructed 2 sculptures out of regular boogers that are each 12 feet tall.)

4.) YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM PRODUCES AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF ENERGY.  Allegedly, if you kept passing gas[farting] for six years and nine months straight, you'd produce the same amount of energy as an ATOMIC BOMB! (Grizzly produces enough energy in HIS digestive system to produce FOUR ATOMIC BOMBS PER DAY!!)

***WARNING***:The bottom line here at this point...stay the hell AWAY from Grizzly "Big Schooner" Brown!!!!