One recent Sunday night...26-year-old Jared Gurman of Williston Park, on Long Island in New York, watched the blockbuster show "The Walking Dead" with his girlfriend, 27-year-old Jessica Gelderman.  After the show, Jared and Jessica got into a heated argument about whether the show could come true...and whether a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE could actually happen!  Apparently, Jared was POSITIVE that zombies could start taking over the Earth one day.  Jessica wasn't convinced, and wasn't taking him seriously.  The argument esculated...and ended with the psychotic Jared pulling out his .22-caliber ASSAULT RIFLE AND BLASTING AWAY AT JESSICA'S BACK!!!  She suffered a shattered rib, a pierced lung, and a pierced diaphragm.  That idiot Jared realized he'd just made the biggest mistake of his life, and drove Jessica, with her back blown to bits, to the hospital.  She's in serious but stable condition, and Jared was arrested for attempted secon-degree murder according to NBC 4-New York.