Forget about what you THINK you are attracted to in a moman!  It turns out the number one quality that REALLY turns you on is...how much a woman LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!  A study out of France took men's photos and digitally altered them to look like women's faces.  WHAT???  Then they showed the men the photos of women...and secretly included the altered photo.  And the men were MUCH more likely to rate the women who looked like THEM as the most attractive!  WEIRD!!!  The researchers also analyzed photos of couples and found that they share more facial traits than two random people would.  NOT the case with MY wife and I!!!!  Their idea for why it happens is called HOMOGAMY.  WHAT???  Most animal species prefer partners who are close to them genetically, and humans aren't immune to it either.  This is one of the most BIZARRE articles I have ever read!!!  Seems they do more than make French Fries in France(insert rim shot here)!!!