According to a survey of little kids, DAD is the BEST DRIVER in the family....OOOORRRAAHHHH!!!  51% of five-to-seven-year-olds said their father was a better driver than their mother...while 45% picked mom.  And 58% thought dad was better at parking.  BUT...the kids said that MOM was the most fun to ride with by a two-to-one margin, even though she was 20% more likely to use BAD LANGUAGE while driving!  Here are the three things kids said they hated the most about driving with their parents:

#1.) 43% SAID THEIR PARENTS' TERRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC WAS THE WORST THING.

#2.) 34% SAID IT'S THEIR PARENTS SINGING TOO LOUD AND OUT OF KEY.

#3.) AND 21% SAID IT'S WHEN THEY GET ROAD RAGE AND YELL AT OTHER DRIVERS.

(KIDS...IF YOU RIDE WITH GRIZZLY...YOU WILL LISTEN TO MUSHROOMHEAD LOUD AND PROUD AND LOVE IT!!!  YOU WILL SING ALONG TO MUSHROOMHEAD AND BECOME WAYLON AND JEFFERY NOTHING LIKE GRIZZLY AND LOVE IT!!!  AND IF SOMEBODY PULLS OUT IN FRONT OF GRIZZLY AND PUTS YOU KIDS AND GRIZZLY IN DANGER...I WILL LET THEM KNOW ABOUT IT!!!  IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH GRIZZLY...YOU WILL GET OUT OF GRIZZLY'S CAR AND HIT THE HEEL HIGHWAY!!!!  BUT...UNCLE GRIZZLY KNOWS THAT COMPLIANCE IS YOUR GOAL, KIDS...AND BEFORE THE TRIP IS OVER...YOU'LL BE DEATH GROWLING TO SOLITAIRE UNRAVELLING AND KNOW EACH AND EVERY LYRIC!!!!!)