You know how YOU hate the way people act on planes?  Imagine HOW the FLIGHT ATTENDANTS feel, every time a new crop of irrational, stressed out passengers come onboard!  A new survey asked flight attendants what makes them HATE passengers the MOST.  So, according to our friends at Yahoo, here's what you should AVOID doing to make the plane a slightly better place:

1.) SNAPPING YOUR FINGERS AT THEM. (If you snap your finger at ME, i'll tear your index finger off and jam it in your ear!)

2.) SCRAMBLING TO LEAVE THE PLANE BEFORE THE SEATBELT SIGNS ARE OFF. (So if you get up and start walking to the exit before the plane stops rolling and you fall and bust your head wide open, that means NO law suit, idiot!)

3.) TRYING TO CRAM GIANT PIECES OF LUGGAGE INTO THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT. (If that luggage would fall and hit somebody while they're relaxing in their seat, you would only have yourself to blame if the person grabs the luggage and tries to stuff your head in it without opening the zipper, you inconsiderate boob!)

4.) TALKING THROUGH THE SAFETY DEMONSTRATION. (If the plane goes down in the ocean, and you don't know how to get on the life raft because you were running your big mouth during the instruction session, the sharks will surely help you out, dummy!)

5.) ASKING FOR EXTRA BLANKETS OR PILLOWS. (I don't see anything wrong with this one...BUT...I would NOT want to anger the flight attendants.  One pillow and blanket will be fine for me!)

6.) SHOVING GARBAGE IN THE SEAT POCKET. (When you do something like this, it just confirms the proof that you are a FREAKING PIG!!!)

They also said the average passenger who causes the fewest problems is a male, in his 30's, sitting in economy and not first class, who's traveling alone for pleasure, not business.

(If I were a flight attendant and you gave me ANY kind of crap...I'd strap a parachute on your ass and chuck you out the back door at 30,000 feet!!!)