There is just something SO wrong with this!!!  It's SICK and just SCREWED-UP as well!!!  Several parts of "The Land Down Under", Australia, ave been suffering from a very serious drought this year.  And that has led to a MASSIVE reduction in the COCKROACH population!  That's right, the little peckerheads that are almost impossible to get rid of once you have them taking up residence in your house.  The entire SPECIES is suffering down there...and you who that has a terrible effect on?  REALITY SHOWS!  Apparently, the team behind Australia's version of "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me The Hell Out Of Here" is in an all-out PANIC because the COCKROACH SHORTAGE means they don't have enough roaches to DUMP ON CONTESTANTS!!!  They dump approximately 140,000 cockroaches on their 'D' list celebrities every season...and they just don't think they'll be able to get enough of their precious little critters to fufill their needs.  They are now dreading PLAN B...YES...dumping SOMETHING ELSE on their contestants that is VERY unpleasant!!  As a matter of fact, they E-Mailed me and offered me a contract to consume 2-gallons of chili per week to help supply them with that "SOMETHING ELSE"!!!  Number one, I declined due to recently being detatched from my gall bladder...and secondly, HOW the hell would I send the product to them???  My suggestion would be for Florida to help their budget by gathering up their state birds, the giant palmetto bugs (American Cockroaches) that even fly as a bonus, and sell them to Australia to breed AND use on their show!!!  I'm sure the Floridians would not mind!!!!