If the ridiculously-early-start to the holiday season is making you PANIC LIKE ALL HELL...we can't tell you what to buy...BUT...we CAN tell you what NOT to buy as a public service provided by The Room Of Doom!!!

In a new survey, women ranked the worst gifts that men buy...and men ranked the worst gifts that women buy...and CLEARLY...people NEED these lists!  Because the study found more than HALF of women and about one-in-five men say theyv'e opened a present from their significant other, and wondered what in the hell they were thinking!

The survey also found about one-in-six couples have gotten into a MASSIVE FIGHT over a present...and one-in-20 have actually BROKEN UP over a bad present!  SO...here is what NOT to buy:

THE 10 GIFTS MEN SHOULD NEVER BUY FOR WOMEN:

#1.) UNDERWEAR.

#2.) TOILETRIES AND COSMETICS.

#3.) PERFUME, BECAUSE MEN NEVER PICK THE RIGHT SCENT.

#4.) KITCHEN UTENSILS.

#5.) CHEAP JEWELRY.

#6.) CHOCOLATES.

#7.) SHOES OR SLIPPERS.

#8.) A VACUUM CLEANER.

#9.) FLOWERS

#10.) EXERCISE CLOTHES, A WORKOUT DVD, OR ANY DAMNED THING ELSE THAT SUGGESTS SHE NEEDS TO WORK OUT!!

A FEW OTHER THINGS THAT JUST MISSED THE TOP 10 ARE ADULT TOYS, ANTI-AGING PRODUCTS, AND LUGGAGE.

THE 10 GIFTS WOMEN SHOULD NEVER BUY FOR MEN:

#1.) CLOTHES.

#2.) GADGETS, BECAUSE WOMEN NEVER QUITE GET THE EXACT THING A GUY WANTS.

#3.) A MAN BAG.

#4.) STUFFED ANIMALS.

#5.) SHOES

#6.) JEWELRY.

#7.) CHOCOLATES.

#8.) A MEAL OUT.

#9.) AFTERSHAVE.

#10.) A FRAMED PHOTO.

OH YEAH...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!