This story made me wonder if my car insurance covers me from damage from a creature like Bigfoot!  Well, this guy will find out!  Last week, 39-year-old John Reed of Lykens, Pennsylvania, called the police to report that the windows and lights had been brutally smashed on his 1973 Winnebago RV...and he knew who vandalized it: BIGFOOT!!  Now, in an amazing twist, John ALSO happens to be an amateur Bigfoot hunter.  So, maybe THAT'S why Bigfoot targeted him!!!  I believe that's the case!  Bigfoot KNEW John was hunting for him, so he sent a message by trashing the Winnebago.  The Pennsylvania police took this more seriously than you'd think!  They described the suspect as, quote, "Very large, brown in color...walks somewhat hunched over, more than likely sports noxious body odor, [and] very hairy."  Some of my family members read the news report and thought I was on my way for an unannounced visit...not the case...so they are now looking for a Sasquatch.  John has a Facebook group called Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters.  On the site, he offers some pretty damned good advice on what to do if Bigfoot is chasing you.  Quote, "Run uphill if it's a male.  They have an extended forehead so they have to stop often to look up.  If it's a female, run downhill.  They have no bras or supports so they got bil ole lady boobs and when running down hill, they flop about and they have to stop and plop them over their shoulders."  This dude KNOWS HIS STUFF about Bigfoot!!!