You'd think Rule #1 of running a meth lab is that you don't make a big sign advertising your meth lab!  That MIGHT just draw attention!  One recent morning, police in Memphis, Tennessee, spotted a driver in a red pickup truck with the words "METH LAB" written on his back windshield and driver's side window.  The police pulled his ass over, and believe it or not...the truck actually WAS a freaking MOBILE METH LAB!!!  Hazmat crews ended up removing all the dangerous chemicals from his truck.  The idiotic moron driving was arrested on outstanding warrants and now for new meth charges.  Just when you thought there was hope for the human race!!!!