Man, it must be disappointing as all hell to lose your choppers to a case of beer!!!  Recently, when Notre Dame defeated Michigan in South Bend, Indiana, a woman was walking near the campus and got blasted in the mug with a CASE OF NATURAL LIGHT BEER!  She told the police some guys drove past her, chucked the case of Natty Light at her, the sped off like bats out of hades!  The case of brew knocked out ALL OF HER BOTTOM TEETH, and she had cuts on her face as well.  The police actually managed to find a Chevy Suburban that matched the woman's description and busted the driver.  His name was not released.  There's no word on whether the woman picked up all her teeth.  I'm CERTAIN that the moron driving the Suburban will be paying dearly for this woman's dental reconstruction and injuries...WHICH HE SHOULD!!!!