Did this dude REALLY think THIS was a better option than getting busted?!?  Recently, police in Modesto, California, were summoned because an idiot was blocking traffic.  The goof ran from and found the best hiding spot available...A SEPTIC TANK behind a motel!!!  THAT'S RIGHT!  He crawled through a hole in the ground and right into a septic tank FILLED with HUMAN WASTE and WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT ELSE...UP TO HIS FREAKING SHOULDERS...because THAT seemed BETTER than talking to the police!!!  Can you imagine what was IN that septic tank that received EVERYTHING flushed down the toilets, drained from the showers and tubs, and the sinks?!?  There was probably MORE nasty stuff than just turds in that tank FOR SURE!!!!!  Police officers eventually figured outy that the moron had gone down tere, and tried to rescue him...BUT...HE REFUSED!  Finally, he told them he'd only leave the tank full of MUNG if his MOTHER told him to! (The goofball's age was not released.)  Police called his mom, put her on speaker, and she talked him into letting the officers use a rope to pull his ass up and out of there.  Once they got the freak up...he REFUSED TO HAVE ALL THE CRAP ON CARCASS HOSED OFF!!!  And after all that...police decided NOT to arrest him!! (That sure the hell don't surprise me!!!  I would NOT want him in MY squad car!!!  If ANYTHING...I would have called for a PIG-HAULING truck to transport him.)  Instead, they released him to his father, who promised to take him to a hospital to make sure he didn't contract a DISEASE from SWIMMING IN HUMAN WASTE!!! (If the boob had ANY open sores, cuts, or wounds of any kind...it's called INFECTION!!!)  This goofball is the PERFECT candidate for a full frontal lobatomy and a lifetime supply of Thorazene, Valium, Adivan, Ridalin, Prozac, and Librium!!!