Original Release Date: August 16, 2005
- 1. I Just Got This Symphony Goin'
- 2. Act One, Scene One
- 3. F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.
- 4. You Got a Death Wish, Johnny Truant?
- 5. Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles
- 6. The Holy Tape...
- 7. Laces Out, Dan!
- 8. We Better Learn to Hotwire a Uterus
- 9. Whacko Jacko Steals the Elephan Man's Bones
- 10. Tom Waits
- 11. Macaulay McCulkin
- Ed Brooks: Mastering
- Barrett Jones: Producer, Engineer, Mixing, Audio Production, Audio Engineer
- Andy Myers: Layout Design
- Heidi Alayne: Artwork
- Curtis Tanner: A&R
- Thomas Erak: Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals
- Andrew Forsman: Drums
- Tim Ward: Guitar (Bass), Vocals