You know those crazy slingshot rides? The ones that catapult you into the sun while a guy with three teeth in his head laughs then sprays the vomit off the platform? Well apparently they're pretty nuts! Or do they crush your nuts? A kid named Chase was having a rough time on the ride. Sounds like the ride was crushing his nuts. He carried on about it for about a minute and a half. I guess that would feel like an eternity if you were in his shoes. Or swimtrunks..